GayKeyboardWarrior

One year ago I stood before you and told you of the threat we face. I told you of the tyrant, of the inhuman army he had brought with him and the threat he posed to all we hold dear. I told you, and you listened. You listened and you understood, understood what had to be done, what sacrifices needed to be made and you stood ready to make those sacrifices. We sought allies and we found those of the other tribes receptive to our words, promises were given, pledges were made, and alliances were forged. Not half a year ago I stood before you once again and told you of the alliance we had formed and how we would take the fight to the tyrant before his machines were ready to face us. Our forces were numerous, our allies were strong and our wills unshakable. Today I stand before you again, I stand before you to tell you that I was mistaken. I believed our alliance was strong, I believed that honor, duty and brotherhood still meant something in this world. I do not blame the tribe of the

It was supposed to be easy: Seduce and dump a lonely scientist with lacking social skills and enough self-doubt to power the greatest scientific revolution since the creation of the steam engine. It had started off fine, the Tachyon Inversion Device has gone dark when I reached the correct time-space coordinates, but that was to be expected, time travel to a time period before the invention of time travel was exceedingly difficult. It meant I lost contact with headquarters but that wasn’t unexpected and the connection would reestablish itself by the time the professor got his prototype working. Making contact with him had also been a breeze, he’d been immediately smitten by my golden hair and silky smooth skin, all courtesy of personal beauty products created by the Tachyon technology he would soon lay the foundation of. No seducing him hadn’t been a problem, and as he lay sleeping on my chest after our third month together I knew it was the prime moment to strike. I didn’t even

Killian sighed dejected as he heard the thump of the beast’s body dropping to the ground in front of him, followed a second later by the smaller thump of its head hitting the ground behind him. All those rumours had been so promising, and now after weeks of traveling in that rickety carriage and the 3 days he had spent climbing that mountain ridge this was his reward? If this was all they had to offer what did he even come here for? He swung his blade more out of habit than anything and some 6 legged scaly monster joined the body of the first beast. He felt the anger growing inside him as he flung the blood off his blade with a quick flick of the wrist. He had come so far for this, and this was all he was getting for his trouble? “They are so goddamn weak!” He roared his frustration into the grey clouds above. In front of him the horde of beasts slowed its approach, it hardly mattered to them that two of its over eager members had rushed ahead and been cut down. But the utter